retard camwhoring session...

actually since yesterday, me, myself and I already planned a camwhoring session..
however, the session is retarded at the early stage coz suddenly my black selendang M.I.A...

sad!!

sad!!

sad!!
(think of how shakespeare reciting one of his sonnet..that how i say these word!!)

then, after breaking sweat searching for my black selendang, I was so excited coz I thought that my camwhoring session is so on!!
however!!
jeng!! jeng!! jeng!!
guess what?? I stupidly left my beloved camera in my parents room and they already sleep silently!!
arghh!!! again my plan to camwhoring is retard!!

no worries!! If Allah S.W.T willing, tomorrow nvr  die!!

After this, I will make sure all my appliances for camwhoring will be ready n no more M.I.A or misplaced aite!!

So, N u ready darling for our camwhoring session??
Hope u do darling coz u gonna love it big time!!

i hv feeling to killed sumone..

i regain my sanity late this afternoon after hving a healthy dose of shopping...

as usual shopping session is great as usual...i buy sushi n green tea which lead to heaven on earth feeling..

cuci mate tgk pakwe2 yg separa jambu...

tp ble tgk pakwe2 n mamat2 jambu tu...izan suddenly tringat kat this one mamat yg I know..

tetibe rse bengang n marah filled izan punye heart!!!

hate but love him!!!

he make me happie n in the same exact time he annoyed me!!!

he make me smile n then he make me cry!!!

I wanna keep him but he will slip away!!!

how i am able to make him to obey me???

n stop hurting me???

but how???

idea jhat mule hinggap dlm otak xbrape geliga izan...

I think i wanna killed him n buried him at the back of my house

(look like i still not fully recover from my insanity)

can i killed him????

of coz not la darling!!! (fuh!! izan at last da fully recover n able to think rationally) yay me!!

it comes to chapter which called : fun and mental fundamental or izan xbrape btol

one...

two...

three...

bomkebabo!!!!(bunyi otak izan bkecai!)

begitula sepertinye thap kexbtolan izan arinie...
i dun know whether it's true ke x but rumour has it...
the rumour says that izan da xbtol...
kajian tlah dlakukan ke serata merata tmpat (i've told u izan xbtol smpai tatabhase pon tunggang tblik da)  demi utk mngkaji sebab musabab yg agak mnasabah n bleh dtrime pakai knape izan jadi bgini...
N yg sedari td ttido pon da tbangun coz kne kaco ngn izan..
dan kajian tlah menyatakan izan menghidapi sindrom kemalasan tahap gaban or kesronokan thap dewa kerna cuti sem...

amek phatian jika anda menghidapi simptom seperti brikut:
1. kulit limau ditinggalkan mrata2
2. kulit muka dn sluruh badan akan bsinar (terpengaruh ngn cite STARDUST)
3. makan 7-8 hdangan besar
4. sering brade dlm kekeliruan utk tgk cite ape kat tv..
5. perasan bhawa diri anda tu bintang n bkn mnusia biase(still tpengaruh ngn 
        STARDUST)
6. batuk berbunyi
7. tdur ngn mte tertutup
8. bernafas melalui hidung n makan n minum melalui mulut
9. menaip dgn mnggunekn jari jemari

PERHATIAN!!!!
kepada sesiape yg dluar sne mempnyai simptom yg berikut atau ada sdare mare yg bau2 drian dknali ad simptom sila la bjumpe doktor!!! (arahan bkn dari kementerian kesihatan)

AMAIGADD!!!!better i just off bfore i talk anymore crap in here n humiliate my very own self..
buh-bye!!

adrenaline rush, ketidakhadaman n kegilaan nk g kuar jlan

Hie N...

Izan bru smalam blek umah...cuti sem da mule da...tp izan rse sgt buh-san!!!!

Izan nak kuar tapi kesian plak nk ajak parents kuar as dorg bru je blek Haji...
Mesti badan dorg still penat n still lagi jetlag..

Adrenaline dlm badan izan nie tgh Rushing gler..izan nak sgt kluar nih..izan nak g tgk movie n shopping n makan2...

ble kite tgh nk buat bnde len tp kne buat bnde len...mesti sume bnde pon jd x btol...kan????

klo izan makan - tak hadam...
izan tido - xlena...
tgk tv - end up tv yg tgk izan...
nk kemas blik - xde mood
pakai krim jerawat - jerawat btambah ade la...


sume jd SERABUT!!!!!!!
sume jd bercampur aduk!!!!
arghhhh!!!! tensen gler nih....!!!!!

N..TLG IZAN PLEASE!!! DO ME A FAVOUR N BE MY SAVIOUR PLEASE DARLING!!!

pray for me darlings..n hope that i'm gonna be ok...

Possessed By Singleness...

Sbagai president, founder n creator of All Single Ladies...I am totally possessed by singleness...ble da dpt jwatan nih bru la prasan betapa bahagianya menjd seorang mnusia yg single mingle pringle especially dgn kehadiran manusia2 separa hensem di kolej kediaman....cuci mata la n yg plg best xde org nk marah...huhuhuhu freenyer...kerana diriku begitu bharga(da mcm iklan Maybelline plak kn?)

All Single Ladies...

The group da ditubuhkan dgn tjuan utk menyatukan semua single ladies...so all single ladies out there please feel free to join this group...wee~

Skali lg terkena...hahaha...!!!!

Hari nie kelas ade 2 jer...kelas law 2 n law 3...Encik Kokoa yang sgt dikhendaki di sluruh dunia msih lg hilng tnpa ape2 kbar berita :( sedih btol la....myb la kn Encik Kokoa kite nie mmg nk kne bunuh agknye la...BENCI!!!! eleh benci tp dlm atie Allah S.W.T je la yg taw btapa izan rindu kat Encik Kokoa...Encik Kokoa pulang la ke pangkal jalan...masih ade org yang menyayangimu...PLEASE!!!!! hUhUhU!!!!
Izan da jadi xbrape nk btol dah...
esok kelas madam Carol kne plak represent symbol yg picture myself n izan da decide nk amek bunga Daisy, my fav flower tu...
so pretty n menarik hati.....
Well, bout that phrase 'skali lg terkena' tu...
nk djadikn cerita la kn...today izan pegila Sacc mall after klas..nk jln n mkn n whatever n whatnot yg ktorang rse nk buat la...Fyena n Shaa ikot la skali...at first pengembaraan geng ini sgt menyeronokkn dimana Shaa ngn Izan sgt sronok kne kn fyena dgn bwk die pg preschool section kat MPH.. well, izan kne admit Fyena bengang giler kot ngn ktorg tp ape nk buat coz dua lwn satu mesti dua mng kn? Like wht people always say, "majority rules" hahaha...
pastu ktorg tsedar yg hari hujan n perot pon lapar giler so izan n dorg sume trase cm nk mkn la kn...so ktorg planned nk g kat PAS tp pastu ktorg nmpak la menu kat 1 METRE TEH TARIK yg nmpak sgt mnyelerakan so ktorg yg nk jimat tenaga pon ter-seduce n msok n order la mknan..first2 lg ktorg da tgelak da coz dgr intonasi waiter yg entertain ktorg tu...lawak lakn...
izan bcadang xnak gelak tp sgt kelakar la...i juz can't help it but to laugh...izan order la nasi lemak ayam n seaweed dumpling n minum air sirap...sirap die ok la n dumpling die sgt sedap n lazat gler...
tp ble nasi lemak smpai izan pon makan tp xsedap coz nasi die cm agak mentah sket..n smbal die sgt kurang...xsedap la...Kalo izan nk pegi lg pon myb izan nk mkn dumpling die yg lazat tu je tp kalo nk mkn nasi lemak bekizan blek umah je la n buat sendiri....
so again izan bg moral value n advice = JGN PEGI KAT KEDAI 1 METRE TEH TARIK TU KLO NK MKN NASIK LEMAK DIE!!
ciao...gtg..wee~

Nothing is better than a new shoes...

yesterday I broght this very  very very very pretty high heels...Vincci kat sacc mall ade sale kot..50%!!!! giler kot...Izan yg mmg ske kasut pon jd giler tp disebabkn oleh keterbatasan sumber kewangan, intention utk membeli semua kasut yg ade 50% tu harus dlupakan so I bought the most prettiest(exaggeration!!) shoes on the rack!!!! N i'm so happie tp pastu pg la mkn kat Nachos Nachos(InsyaAllah xnak pegi lg) n makanan die xsedap n hospitality is ZERO kot...So my advice n moral of the story is "JGN MKN KAT NACHOS NACHOS COZ XSEDAP LGSG....!!!!!!!"